A COTTAGE RENTERS' VACATION STARTS PLEASANTLY UNTIL ... THE NEIGHBORS ARRIVE

 "ONCE YOU START, YOU CAN'T SET IT DOWN. ALWAYS KEEP A FULL-CHARGED CELL PHONE NEARBY."

"YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA BUMP INTO WHEN YOU'RE ON VACATION. LOOK CLOSELY AT YOUR REFUND OPTIONS."

"I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE FOR A LONG TIME. SO YOU THINK THERE'S A PSYCHO NEXT DOOR?"

"BEER, BADMINTON AND SWIMMING. AH ... SUMMER HOLIDAYS. PLUS A NEXT-DOOR NUTCASE. WHERE ARE THE COPS WHEN YOU NEED THEM? READ THIS BOOK ALONE AT YOUR OWN RISK ..."

"BE PREPARED. ALWAYS KNOW THE EXIT ROUTES. LOCK YOUR DOORS. KEEP A LOADED GUN. AND DON'T SLEEP. VACATIONS DON'T LAST FOREVER ..."